Writing Online + Digital Courses Are Stupid

Dear Friend,

Everywhere you look, everyone's doing the same things.

You find people promoting digital courses, saying you can make money "writing online."

You find people claiming "A.I. is the future" and that you should create "as much digital content as possible."

But what if the opposite were true?

What if "writing online" wasn't the future——

What if "writing offline" was?

That, my sagacious salamander, is what I believe to be the case——and you bet your skeptical shitweasel ass I have the results to back it up.

Writing offline is the future!

Say it with me now! Screw the "digital creator bros" who make money selling digital courses!

Seriously, fuck 'em!

We all know the truth!

The truth is: 96% of digital course bros only survive because they teach how to make money with digital courses.

This is hogwash!

What if there was a new strategy for making a living as an independent writer, creator, and thinker——

And what if this new strategy was so powerful anyone could make money from it——

And do so in any niche——whether or not that niche entailed making money online (or if it entailed building knowledge systems out of analog notecards).

How bout dat? (Cash me ousside.)

Well, guess what?

There is.

There is a newly-revived business model that is pissing like a donkey all over the digital course bros and #hustle culture psychos of today.

When the clock strikes midnight at the end of this month, and when we enter the year of our Lord (2024), then you better be alert——red-hot-freaking alert.

Because I'll be mailing you a surprise in the mail that reveals the most exciting opportunity of our time.

That's right.

On the second week of January, I'll be delivering something to your mailbox that contains details of the most exciting business model you'll ever come across.

Please do not throw the letter away. It contains something valuable in it——and actually, it contains something that is probably a federal crime to throw away.

If I don't have your mailing address, it means you've never purchased anything from me——which also means, I don't want your freebie-seeking mailing address anyway. (Just kidding, but seriously!)

For everyone else, get ready, and get excited.

We're kicking off 2024 with a bang.

Warm regards,

And stay crispy, my friend.

Scott P. Scheper

"The King of Writing Offline"