After you do this, your application will be reviewed in the next twenty-four hours.

Please note: I send each email from my own personal email.

Not some deadbeat 'do-not-reply' email address.

Also: I can promise to read every email, but I cannot promise to reply to everyone.

There are several reasons:

First, I suck at email, and I barely check it.

And——

Second, I hate email.

I'd rather spend my time helping people like you via the books I write, or the content I create.

Anyway——

I'll be in touch soon.

Warm regards,

And always remember,

To stay crispy, my friend.